YODELADY
YODELADY stands, with BORDER RADIO, as Volume Two in an intended three-part series of songs that began to emerge in 2016 with my acquisition of a 1950 Gibson J-50 guitar named Myrtle—the slope-shouldered, veritable songwriting machine from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, former companion of the ninety-year-old grandmother who’d take her out from under the bed come Sundays to strum cowboy chords and yodel to her sons. It contains some of the first songs that Myrtle and I wrote together. My idea back then was to try to write a song for every state in the Union—lending a new sense to the adjective in "country music." There’s still that idea knocking around in some of the songs here, though I found my attentions turning more and more to the state of my birth—Texas—and to the state of my childhood and formative memories, North Carolina. In some songs, there’s no state present other than a state of mind—generally lonely (“Don’t Forget to Be…”), nostalgic (“Just Another Washed-up Country Hero”), discontent in its own body (“Ninety-Nine”), a voice intent on setting out for something finer, maybe some mythical “El Dorado,” even if under current conditions that happens to be only a car. “Bittersweet.” “Chinatown” counters that state with affirmation and fullness, and its chorus gives the album its name: “Yodelady, little lady, I do.”
This one goes out to the only little lady in my life really worth yodeling about, my “I do” partner in life, Maggie Dietz, with unending gratitude for her faith, support and understanding. And with the memory of strolling down among the ruins of a Chinese New Year early one Sunday morning in the city of Boston, as our new life together was first beginning to open.
The fireworks down in Chinatown
Little busted lives across the ground
You could light the night sky, you could howl down the moon
You could blow it all just looking if you don’t have a clue
Little lady, I do.
TH
LYRICS
JUST ANOTHER WASHED-UP COUNTRY HERO
There was a time
A once-upon-a-time it was
When I lived in your applause
Upon the stage
And in the incandescent days
Of the AM waves
Just another washed-up country hero
Another ghost inside the radio
But late at night
When I feel you dialing in
I can see myself again
And in your smile
And in the candles of your eyes
I can breathe again a while
Just another washed-up country hero
Another ghost inside the radio
Playing low
Come out and dance
Beneath the limelight of the moon
To that old forgotten tune
Lift up the wine
And lift your voice again in mine
In an almost-perfect rhyme
You’re an old ghost, too
With just another washed-up country hero
Another ghost inside the radio
Just another washed-up country hero
Another ghost inside the radio
Playing low
Laying low
NACOGDOCHES
Like to be down in Nacogdoches
Riding that Indian Rodeo
With a bottle to burn and a bag of roaches
Smoke my way clear to San Antone
'Cause Nacogdoches is good when you’re good and gone
When the sun goes down in Nacogdoches
Looks like there’s blood pouring from the sky
And the goal posts where they hang the coaches
Stick like a needle in a spinster’s eye
'Cause Nacogdoches’ll do when you gotta die
Woo wee Nacogdoches
Woo wee Nacogdoches
All the college girls down in Nacogdoches
Think the moon was made for them alone
The look in their eyes when the night approaches
They turn to glass then they turn to stone
With a spin of a bottle, boy, you’re on your own
Woo wee Nacogdoches
Woo wee Nacogdoches
There’s a Motel 6 down in Nacogdoches
With 107 stations all for free
It’s pretty nice if you don’t mind the roaches
Let em crawl all over your memory
'Cause Nacogdoches is just what you done to me
Woo wee Nacogdoches
Woo wee Nacogdoches
Woo wee Nacogdoches
Woo wee Nacogdoches
COMPANY BLUES
I was born in Hazard Holler in the shadow of the mill
Where the coal smoke blows over Hurricane Hill
Where your name is just a number, every payday’s poor
’Cause your scrip floats back to the company store, singing
Toodle-oo and toodle-ee
I don’t know just what’s come over me
Toodle-oo and toodle-ay
What the boss man giveth the boss man taketh away
Well my daddy was a rounder
Mama taught me how to pray and sing
She was on the floorboards when they found her
Her cold hand clutching that company wedding ring
I got a little company cabin, it’s a one-room shack
Where I hang my company shovel and my company hat
And my company wife is cooking up them company beans
By the company lantern full of company kerosene, singing
Toodle-oo and toodle-ee
I don’t know just what’s come over me
Toodle-oo and toodle-ay
What the boss man giveth the boss man taketh away
Use to dream of something finer
Two mules, a cabbage patch to call my own
In Tennessee or Carolina
But Kentucky done took my blood, it’ll take my soul
See the company children playing in the company dust
By the company river running red with company rust
Where the cost of living’s nothing, boy, but it ain’t free
When your veins runneth over with mercury, singing
Toodle-oo and toodle-ee
I don’t know just what’s come over me
Toodle-oo and toodle-ay
What the boss man giveth the boss man taketh away
Toodle-oo and toodle-ee
I don’t know just what’s come over me
Toodle-oo and toodle-ay
What the boss man giveth the boss man taketh away
NINETY-NINE
Five rows of tally sticks like fences on a wall
And a blacked-out window for an eye
Days sometimes the sun don’t rise at all
And a six-foot ceiling for a sky
Everybody got a number
And man I’ve sure got mine
Till I make it over yonder
Just a tied soul doing time
In Number Ninety-Nine
Everybody gotta get into this world
Everybody just some poor mother’s son
Everybody got a sentence gotta serve
Me I don’t know what I done
Everybody got a number
And man I’ve sure got mine
Till I make it over yonder
I'm just a tied soul doing time
In Number Ninety-Nine
Ah-Ooooo
Someday I’m gonna bust this cell of flesh and bone
Gonna sail into the sky
There ain’t no body gonna hold me down for long
There’s a bright world coming by and by
Everybody got a number
And Lord I’ve sure got mine
Till I meet you over yonder
I’m just a tired soul doing time
In Number Ninety-Nine
Number Ninety-Nine
In Number Ninety-Nine
Number Ninety-Nine
DON’T FORGET TO BE LONELY
You got your lipstick
You got your pearls
You got your grown-up big-girl curls
Got your Russian cigarette
Don’t forget to be lonely
You got your druthers
You got your thrills
You got your mother’s pink prescription pills
You got your worldwide Internet
Don’t forget to be lonely
There’ll be chances to take, all new friends you can make
Maybe even a love on the wing
Sweet nothings at stake, fresh young hearts you can break
Every fall, winter, summer and spring
But don’t forget
Don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
Don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
You got your rhythm
You got your blues
You got your midnight walking shoes
You got no bridges, no regrets
Don’t forget to be lonely
When you see that big moon like a child’s lost balloon
Floating over the carnival lights
Maybe once think of me and all the love you set free
And don’t forget to be lonely tonight
Don’t forget
Don’t forget
Don’t forget to be lonely
Don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
When you see that big moon like a child’s lost balloon
Floating over the big city lights
Have a drink, think of me and all the love you set free
And don’t forget to be lonely tonight
Don’t forget
Don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
Don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
In San Francisco don’t forget
Don't forget to be lonely
In New York City don’t forget
Don't forget to be lonely
In Barcelona don’t forget
Don't forget to be lonely
In Wauwatosa don’t forget
Forget to be lonely
CHINATOWN
The unlikely fire on the ledge and the room swam with candles
The wine had gone straight to your head, you said I don’t understand you
When you said that, did you mean to suggest
I might like that, with your head on my breast?
Squall at the window and the snow piling forty feet deep
I can dig myself home on my own unless you’d care to sleep
Together for the rest of the night
Together for the rest of our lives
Yodelady
Little lady I do
Yodelady
Little lady I do
The fireworks down in Chinatown
Little busted lives across the ground
You could light the night sky, you could howl down the moon
You could blow it all just looking if you don’t have clue
Little lady I do
Yodelady
Little lady I do
The tea kettle screamed and the Joe Henry streamed from the kitchen
"We swung like a gate and we locked and we knocked like an engine"
Together for the rest of the night
Together for the rest of our lives
Together by the unlikely light
Together like I told you that night
Yodelady
Little lady I do
Yodelady
Little lady I do
Yodelady
Little lady I do
LILY-IN-COAL
There’s a rare kind of diamond they call the Lily-in-Coal
All across the country ’round ain’t nothing finer
You won’t catch her in Kentucky or in a West Virginia hole
No, she’s native just to North Carolina
She’s slippery as the wind in a mountain pass that blows
When the sliver of a moon’s barely shining
Through the hollers and the hills where the sun never goes
That’s the only lonely place you’re gonna find her
Oh, bless my soul
I’ve been mining all my life for the Lily-in-Coal
Long before there was the legend of the California gold
That emptied out these hills of ’49ers
Before the Cherokee, before the world was told
Was the legend of this lonesome little diamond
Oh, so it goes
I’ve been mining all my life for the Lily-in-Coal
Oh, bless my soul
I’ll be mining all my life for the Lily-in-Coal
Now I wish I was conductor of a ramblin’ rattlin’ train
Or the captain of a big ol’ ocean liner
Was a lizard in the spring, or any other thing
Than a godforsaken seeking mountain miner
Rather be a groundhog or a mole
I’d root that mountain down for my Lily-in-Coal
Oh, bless my soul
I’ll be mining all my life for the Lily-in-Coal
BITTERSWEET
Bittersweet winding by the side of the tracks
You go down that line you ain’t coming back
Make me a wreath of bittersweet
Bittersweet climbing up the side of a train
Don’t expect to see your likes again
Make me a wreath of bittersweet
Big wind blowin’ make you jump and shout
Mine blew north and hers blew south
Make me a wreath of bittersweet
Two lovebirds hatchin’ in a little nest
My flew east and hers flew west
Make me a wreath of bittersweet
Take the Texas Eagle up from San Antonio
Meet me, pretty mama, in Chicago
And make me a wreath of bittersweet
Give my best regards to Delia and Stackalee
Tell em, pretty baby, what you done to me
And make me a wreath of bittersweet
Bittersweet growing by the side of the road
Learning how to love you is a heavy load
Make me a wreath of bittersweet
Bittersweet growing who knows where
Won't you wind a little piece in your pretty hair
And make me a wreath of bittersweet
Bittersweet growing wild and free
That’s a bit for her and a bit for me
Make a little wreath of bittersweet
Make a little wreath of bittersweet
Make a little wreath of bittersweet
CHEYENNE
Well New Hampshire ain’t Texas but there’s a hole in the wall up in Stratham where it’s almost the same
And a girl at the bar who pours whiskey and beer with tattoos and a faraway name
And on Fridays the bikers come in early to sit out the haze of a hot afternoon
And the distances fade as the radio plays some forgotten and faraway tune
As she turns to the window and silently sways
And you see her eyes soften, lost in the ways of that old guitar’s tune
We’ve all seen better days
And I’d tuck up my losses and toss ’em away
Buckin’ up on a bronco and yodel away through the smoke of the room
While the radio plays
Cheyenne, Cheyenne with the faraway name and the lean, hungry look in your eye
You belong on a pony on some lonesome range where a wish is as wide as the sky
With a bucket of Lone Star and the Cherokee Shuffle and a red Heart of Texas tattoo
Oh pour me a drink, gal, and help me to think I’ve got nothing but losing to lose
Now New England is nice in its way but it sure ain’t my home
When the winter wind blows and sends down the long snows it can chill you right deep to the bone
And I’d rather play horseshoes than hockey any old day
Sitting under a live oak in Luckenbach watching the clouds and hearing the pedal steel play
As she turns to the window and silently sways
And you see her eyes soften, lost in the ways of that lonesome old sound
We’ve all seen better days
And I’d tuck up my losses and toss ’em away
Buckin’ up on a bronco and yodel away, headed south out of town
While the radio plays
Cheyenne, Cheyenne with the faraway name and the lean, hungry look in your eye
You belong on a pony on some lonesome range where a wish is as wide as the sky
With a bucket of Lone Star and the Cherokee Shuffle and a red Heart of Texas tattoo
Now pour me a drink, gal, and help me to think I’ve got nothing but losing to lose
Cheyenne, Cheyenne with the faraway name and the lean, hungry look in your eye
You belong on a pony on some lonesome range where a wish is as wide as the sky
With a bucket of Lone Star and the Cherokee Shuffle and a red Heart of Texas tattoo
Now pour me a drink, gal, and help me to think I’ve got nothing but losing to lose
Oh pour me a drink, gal, and help me to think I’ve got nothing but nothing but losing to lose
THE BRIGHTER THE SUN (THE BLACKER THE SHADE)
I had a goodtime little girl
I was sittin’ on the tiptop of the great big world
The brighter the sun, the blacker the shade
Money came, money went
Thus began the winter of our discontent
The brighter the sun, the blacker the shade
Please don’t wake me, don’t shake me up from sleep
I’m the only child of a dream
No, don’t spin me around, don’t you let me down
I’d rather be a clown than to be a fool
I had a goodtime little girl
I was sittin’ on the tiptop of the great big world
The brighter the sun, the blacker the shade
God only knows that’s how it goes
Just when you were thinking that you had it made
The brighter the sun, the blacker the shade
The brighter the sun, the blacker the shade
ORDINARY SOLDIERS
Driving out of a dream I guess ’cause I’ve been here before
Never knew your mother’s West was just another war
And your father with his medals and his mansions in Los Alamos
And his Halls of Montezuma and his pockets lined with Hiroshima’s ghosts
It was all dream, it was like a dream
’Cause she said, Ordinary soldiers, they don’t mean a thing
They’re just ornamental boulders in the same old spring
They don’t mean a thing, they don’t mean a thing
You can feel the ocean pressing on the desert floor
You can press yourself inside another just so far
And the storm we saw it coming like a vision of the great I AM
Or the Hopi Kokopelli in the shells above Afghanistan
Never rained so long, never came so long
But ordinary soldiers, they don’t mean a thing
They’re just ornamental boulders in the same old spring
They don’t mean a thing, they don’t mean a thing
And I held you up for ransom like I never held no one before
A phenomenal explosion in the middle of a great big war
Didn’t change a thing, didn’t mean a thing
’Cause ordinary soldiers, they don’t mean a thing
They’re just ornamental boulders in the same old spring
They don’t mean a thing, they don’t mean a thing
They don’t mean a thing
CALIFORNIA
Well now that you’ve decided that we’re all out of time
And the future's just a party that we missed
And the headlights stretch forever from the continent’s divide
And the past is just a place that don’t exist
There’s U-Hauls poring out of Austin
The Colorado like a blacksnake coiled with smoke
And the highway has the desolation after New Year’s Day
In the breaking dawn above the Broken Spoke
California I can hear you calling in the crawling of my mind toward a light I’ll never find
It’s the morning just before you’re born and every time you’re torn away from all you’ll never
leave behind
You can see the lights of Hollywood from Mulholland Drive
A sunken constellation full of fallen stars
It’s all the raging with the waves and all the bullshit and besides
If you don’t look too deep you’ll never see so far
There’s a full moon tonight over Austin
The Colorado Basin full of snow
You can’t hang your hat on hope and home is just a state of mind
If you don’t lose it now and then you’ll never know
California I can hear you calling in the crawling of my mind toward a light I’ll never find
It’s the morning just before you’re born and every time you’re torn away from all you’ll never
leave behind
Well I’d be lying if I told you I could hold you and I guess
I’d be lying to say I didn’t see it coming
With you sitting on the church porch in your mama’s wedding dress
Strumming that old tune by Leonard Cohen
I remember you well in the Taco Bell
We hit on the way out of Austin
California I can hear you calling in the crawling of my mind toward a light I’ll never find
It’s the morning just before you’re born and every time you’re torn away from all you’ll never
leave behind
It’s the way
You get caught in the bright new day
And let the light amaze your mind
Anyway
It’s too much of a price to pay
To let the light erase your mind
You can see the lights of Hollywood from Mulholland Drive
A sunken constellation full of fallen stars
It’s all the raging with the waves and all the bullshit and besides
You’ve never seen a thing so beautiful before
MARFA
The day they closed the borders the sky was so serene
The smog was lifting over China, we were all in quarantine
And the future was secluded like a hermit in Nepal
And in proper Dali fashion clocks were melting off the television wall
And if you close your eyes it’s elsewhere and things are what they seem
It was snowing down in Marfa, we were in a fever dream
And we’d gone out to the limits to watch the famous lights
Float like disembodied faces on the swirling snow-globe night
When our talk was interrupted by the wailing of a train
It was snowing down in Marfa, I was in your arms again
And the world was under water and the borders open wide
There was calabash for breakfast and John Prine never died
And we pressed our Easter faces to the pixilated white
It was snowing down in Marfa, I was in your arms last night
And if you close your eyes it’s elsewhere and things are what they seem
You know it never snows in Marfa but you can’t argue with a dream
And I know I’m only drowning but the future’s open wide
It’s snowing down in Marfa and I never left your side
EL DORADO
Think I’ll pack my bags and go
Get a little pad in Mexico in the morning
Maybe Tijuana or Juarez
Take a silver bullet to the head in the morning
’Cause I feel so dejected and diffused
I’ve got them discombobulated blues
Yes I do
Someday I’m gonna find my El Dorado
Gonna drive it to the palace in the sun
Someday upon my painted palomino
Gonna sip the chalice of the Chosen One
In the sun
Now you don’t have to pay the rent
When you wake up as the president in the morning
Private jets and all that jazz
Fly your conscience out to Alcatraz in the morning
But I feel so infected and amused
I got that Foxcombobulated News
And it’s all true
Someday I’m gonna find my El Dorado
Gonna drive it to the palace in the sun
Someday upon my painted palomino
Gonna sip the chalice of the Chosen One
In the sun
¿Donde volaste, mi corazón?
¿Donde volaste, mi corazón?
Someday I’m gonna find my El Dorado
Gonna fly it to the palace in the sun
Someday upon my painted palomino
Gonna sip the chalice of the Chosen One
Someday I’m gonna find my El Dorado
Gonna fly it to the palace in the sun
Someday upon my painted palomino
Gonna sip the chalice of the Chosen One
In the sun
Bonus track, CD only:
IT AIN’T OVER YET
Well, if I’m lucky enough to get out of this life before I die
Gonna climb a silver ladder, scrub away the steel-wool sky
I’m gonna loan that lonesome sun a marijuana cigarette
Make him shine like Noah’s rainbow, ’cause it ain’t over yet
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the cows come home
Floating on a four-leaf clover and the fat lady yodels
So yell it like a suffragette
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the roll is called up yonder
So roll another number and stay a little longer
’Cause it ain’t over yet
Well, Little Jacky Horner’s got his finger in the pie
And Ezekial’s wheels are burning, there’s a black hole in the sky
And the gleaming Whore of Babylon has spread her Internet
But John the Revelator tells me it ain’t over yet
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the cows come home
Floating on a four-leaf clover and the fat lady yodels
So yell it like a suffragette
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the roll is called up yonder
So roll another number and stay a little longer
’Cause it ain’t over yet
Now all this topsy-turvy makes a doomy-gloomy sound
This world is a Titantic with the icebergs going down
But Nero on his fiddle's striking up another set
There’s time to turn and world to burn and it ain’t over yet
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the cows come home
Floating on a four-leaf clover and the fat lady yodels
So yell it like a suffragette
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the roll is called up yonder
So roll another number and stay a little longer
’Cause it ain’t over yet
It ain’t over yet
It ain’t over till the cows come home
Floating on a four-leaf clover and the fat lady yodels
So yell it like a suffragette
We gonna get that sinkin' sun so high that it forgets to set
So roll another number
We ain't a-gettin' younger
But it ain't over yet
GRATITUDE AND ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Abiding thanks to all of the musicians who gave their time and talents in the creation of this album—Pete Iannitto, Mike Craig, Dan Beller-McKenna, Scott and Betsy Heron, Lindsay Garfield, Andrew Blowen, Darién Castro, Marty Ballou, Ben Alleman, Jim DiCarlo, Eric Schultz, Glenn “Scotty” Scott, Paul Wolf—and to my partner-in-arms, Tim Phillips, engineer extraordinaire, who also contributed musical ideas and parts throughout.
Ben Alleman—piano track 3; accordion track 6*
Marty Ballou—upright bass track 3*
Dan Beller-McKenna—pedal steel tracks 1, 2, 5, 6, 9; lap steel track 11*
Andrew Blowen—harmony vocals track 2, 4, 5, 14; piano track 12*
Darién Castro—Spanish vocals track 14*
Mike Craig—drums tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 14*
Jim DiCarlo—low whistle track 8*
Lindsay Garfield—harmony vocals track 2, 4, 5, 6, 9, 14*
Todd Hearon—vocals and acoustic guitar, all tracks
Betsy Heron—fiddle and harmony vocals tracks 2, 3, 7, 15*
Scott Heron—mandolin and harmony vocals tracks 3, 7; banjo track 15*
Pete Iannitto—bass tracks 1,2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15*
Tim Phillips—electric guitar tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 11, 13, 14; keyboard tracks 4, 5, 9, 13, 14; glockenspiel tracks 6, 14*
Eric Schultz—percussion track 11, synth track 13*
Paul Wolf—washboard track 10*
*KEY
1 Just Another Washed-up Country Hero
2 Nacogdoches
3 Company Blues
4 Ninety-Nine
5 Don’t Forget to Be Lonely
6 Chinatown
7 Lily-in-Coal
8 Bittersweet
9 Cheyenne
10 The Brighter the Sun (The Blacker the Shade)
11 Ordinary Soldiers
12 California
13 Marfa
14 El Dorado
15 It Ain’t Over Yet (CD bonus track)
Cover Photo: Kaylah Stroup, “Ponyhenge, Lincoln, MA”
Cover Design: Adam Bohannon
Produced by Todd Hearon and Tim Phillips
Recorded at Phillips Sound & Virtue and Vice Studio, Brooklyn, NY
Mastered by Tim Phillips at Phillips Sound
All songs written by Todd Hearon
© 2023 Todd Hearon (BMI)
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